Lance
04-23-2010, 08:24 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen...
I have grim news to present you today.
It seems... I know this will be hard to believe... It seems that the universe has come in to existence. We're not sure who did it or why, but many people are extremely mad about it.
Chaos abounds with many different races of people on different planets, but we have reports coming in that a number of people are stepping up to leadership roles to deal with this sudden existence.
We don't know much about them at the moment, but we do know who they are:
Several Beavers (MyNameDidntFit) has taken over a race of beings that look like a blue omelette with eyes. Robby represents the turtles with their heads stuck in fish bowls, TargetPractice (Jason) with the race with bowling ball eyes, Konnie with the partying crabs and Brett representing... well, we're not quite SURE what they are, but they're fraking ugly.
Viewers - it is a dark day in deed, and we are going to remedy this existence problem as soon as possible. These illustrious leaders I'm sure will meet and discuss how to end our existence quickly and with as much blood shed as possible. Please, PANIC.
Details are still scarce, but we Will keep you up-to-date as more bloody, backstabbing information comes to hand.
I have grim news to present you today.
It seems... I know this will be hard to believe... It seems that the universe has come in to existence. We're not sure who did it or why, but many people are extremely mad about it.
Chaos abounds with many different races of people on different planets, but we have reports coming in that a number of people are stepping up to leadership roles to deal with this sudden existence.
We don't know much about them at the moment, but we do know who they are:
Several Beavers (MyNameDidntFit) has taken over a race of beings that look like a blue omelette with eyes. Robby represents the turtles with their heads stuck in fish bowls, TargetPractice (Jason) with the race with bowling ball eyes, Konnie with the partying crabs and Brett representing... well, we're not quite SURE what they are, but they're fraking ugly.
Viewers - it is a dark day in deed, and we are going to remedy this existence problem as soon as possible. These illustrious leaders I'm sure will meet and discuss how to end our existence quickly and with as much blood shed as possible. Please, PANIC.
Details are still scarce, but we Will keep you up-to-date as more bloody, backstabbing information comes to hand.