And the award for stupidity goes to...

[Lance]

Well, this has to take the cake for stupidity... and there are a LOT of contenders.

As we all know, the 3rd FEAR game coming out shortly will be titled F.3.A.R - stupid yes?

Well, the new Final Destination movie has been announced, and it's title... and I think we all know where this is going... is going to be called:

5nl Destination.

No, I'm not joking. I'm not going to say anymore on this - since the stupidity speaks for itself - but please, feel free to ridicule...

[dimples]

Somehow that just makes me read anal destination.. Well I don't care for the tittle, as long as the movie is okay!

[Jason]

*loads shotgun*

*heads for Hollywood*

[dimples]

Aaw it ain't that bad :D

[Konrad]

Doesn't even sound right. >: [

[Steph]

Somehow that just makes me read anal destination.. Well I don't care for the tittle, as long as the movie is okay!

Ooh that made me laugh inside.

[Archangel]

As a fan of the FEAR series, F.3.A.R makes me shudder with bitter contempt and hatred for the world.

But yeah... 5nl Destination... 5nl doesn't even make sense. Five-nal? Five-enn-ell? Germany Five to nil? No matter which way you look at it, it's still not anything like final! It doesn't make any sense.

So Jase... got a spare shotty?

[Lance]

Make that 2 spares, I'm with you guys

[MyNameDidntFit]

I'll cook up some explosives.

[Jason]

Somehow that just makes me read anal destination.. Well I don't care for the tittle, as long as the movie is okay!

That film almost certainly exists.

[dimples]

^ Haven't watched it at least :P

[Archangel]

If it doesn't, we should sell the rights.

[MyNameDidntFit]

Jason, if we made it, would you be our main character? :p

[Lance]

We'd never sell a copy if we did that :P

[Archangel]

I don't think we have a good enough Guys:Women ratio here.

It'd be an outright sausage fest.

[Serio]

If it doesn't, we should sell the rights.
Get Michael Bay to direct it. That would be interesting.

[MyNameDidntFit]

We'd never sell a copy if we did that :P
What about Konrad? I mean, we can even make a phallic pun out of his nationality.

I don't think we have a good enough Guys:Women ratio here.

It'd be an outright sausage fest.
Well, we hardly need to include everyone. 4-5 people, a good porn plot and a handful of extras and we could make something beautiful.

Get Michael Bay to direct it. That would be interesting.

Just imagine the climax scene O_o

[Archangel]

Alright, a high-budget porno entitled Anal Destination. Lots of special effects, an epic climax scene and a "good" porn plot.

Ideas?

[MyNameDidntFit]

Well it could mirror the, uh, Final Destination plot... in that people cheat their way out of death... or... er... yeah... and then end up being systematically... well... yeah... by Konrad until there's only one left. And then comes the final battle...

[Archangel]

So... we all cheat ourselves out of a lay, and as such, Konrad screws us all, one by one?

//Edit: Anally?

[Lance]

.......

You know the only way this thread could get any lower, was if we called it "This Ain't 5nl Destination XXX"

[Archangel]

It's ok, Lance. With your name, you'll go far in the porn industry.

[MyNameDidntFit]

I can think of an alter-ego porn name for MyNameDidntFit quite easily...

Archangel, not so easy...

[Lance]

It's ok, Lance. With your name, you'll go far in the porn industry.

Yeah, I'm lucky that way :D