CemeteryGates
12-13-2009, 01:44 PM
We've all posted about our jobs, yeah, but I thought it'd be cool to have a thread where we could explain our jobs, vent our labour frustrations, share interesting stories about working days, talk about our ambitions, and all that stuff. :D
I'll start by bragging about mine!
My jobs rule!
I get to wake up at noon and sit on my ass eating junk food while coming up with interesting ways to deteriorate my fellow human beings' sense of hearing, and then put that into my synth on this computer. Either that, or go to my rockstar room and play one of my instruments loudly in hopes of trolling my annoying neighbours, even though they're always at work at that time of the day.
Then at Wednesdays I see two of my friends and we rehearse the songs we've written recently and try to write new stuff. At the moment, I'll admit it doesn't make me too much money, however. :p
The other consists of grabbing my camera and taking pictures of whatever catches my interest in that moment.
And on good days, gorgeous girls pay me to get naked (or partially, at least) in front of me and just take photographs.
Can't complain there, I'm sure you'll agree. :D
I'm also working on an exhibition for early next year, that'll hopefully earn me either a good amount of cash and notoriety.
And when I really need some quick money, I get in the car with my sister and we drink good coffee and talk while we're stuck in traffic and arrive an hour later to a meeting where she sells blinds, curtains, floors, and/or many other kinds of decorations to all sorts of people around the city, while I carry her stuff and occasionally provide significant comments.
And I earn my assistant's commission. Fun. :D
I'll start by bragging about mine!
My jobs rule!
I get to wake up at noon and sit on my ass eating junk food while coming up with interesting ways to deteriorate my fellow human beings' sense of hearing, and then put that into my synth on this computer. Either that, or go to my rockstar room and play one of my instruments loudly in hopes of trolling my annoying neighbours, even though they're always at work at that time of the day.
Then at Wednesdays I see two of my friends and we rehearse the songs we've written recently and try to write new stuff. At the moment, I'll admit it doesn't make me too much money, however. :p
The other consists of grabbing my camera and taking pictures of whatever catches my interest in that moment.
And on good days, gorgeous girls pay me to get naked (or partially, at least) in front of me and just take photographs.
Can't complain there, I'm sure you'll agree. :D
I'm also working on an exhibition for early next year, that'll hopefully earn me either a good amount of cash and notoriety.
And when I really need some quick money, I get in the car with my sister and we drink good coffee and talk while we're stuck in traffic and arrive an hour later to a meeting where she sells blinds, curtains, floors, and/or many other kinds of decorations to all sorts of people around the city, while I carry her stuff and occasionally provide significant comments.
And I earn my assistant's commission. Fun. :D