What was the last thing you did in-game?

[Jason]

Simple enough, just tell us all what your last heroic (or comical) deed in-game was. Feel free to litter it with exaggerations and factual inaccuracies.

My last deed: Falling several thousand feet after missing a difficult jump across an ice chasm in Uncharted 2.

[MyNameDidntFit]

Slaughtered literally a few hundred Chaos cultists. With my bare bloody hands--or, rather, those of two Vindicare assassin's under my control.

This was in Dawn of War.

[Konrad]

I spent about ten minutes trying to decide between the armor that was cool looking, and the armor that have me six times as much defence in torchlight.

[Rob]

I spent 40 minutes killing monsters and gathering materials before realizing I only had 10 minutes to complete my current mission. I managed to find the quest monster and right before I could kill him he ran off. DAMN. -Monster Hunter Freedom Unite

[Landy]

Gathering rubbish loot and sending my pet away to a merchant to collect the money.

[MyNameDidntFit]

I spent about ten minutes trying to decide between the armor that was cool looking, and the armor that have me six times as much defence in torchlight.

I spent the first 20 or so levels of the game being raped every time something touched me because I wanted to look like a pirate... >.>

[Jason]

Turned Keith Jardine's face inside out with a brutal left hook, then leapt on his semi-conscious body and proceeded to punch him in the face until I was dragged off of him.

(UFC Undisputed 2009)

[MyNameDidntFit]

Realised that the Shadow Vault in Torchlight is a neverending pit of waypointless hell.

Whilst looking like a pirate.

[Rob]

YARG! Is there fish that turns your pet into a bird? That would be perfect.

[Knighto]

Played through Bayonetta demo (which I was downloading for the last 3 days via my 256 kb internet connection :p).. one word, AMAZINGLY SEXY

[Rob]

I bought Modern Warfare 2 on PS3 so I could play with a friend. Ranked up to level 7 fairly quick and got 1st a few times with stock guns and perks. Oh yeah!

[Landy]

Told my good friend Doc that he looked damn sexy in those tight fitted jeans, when we where playing Resident Evil 5, Coop :p :naughty:

[nilihanth]

An assassination target stupidly decided to escape me by climbing up to the rooftops. I lept over him on one such rooftop jump as he made a poor jump that caused him to hang onto the ledge. I was able to effortlessly land on my feet on the same roof and stood direcly in front of him, waiting for him to climb up. He did so and swiftly met both of my hidden blades. Easiest assassination of a major target so far, really. Even getting to him was easier because of the thieves I hired along to come with me for distracting most of the other guards.

[Rob]

That's so cool! AC2 is an amazing game.

[Astonix]

Find and Complete a Glyph in AC2.

[Wayne]

Finally decided to beat Modern Warfare part one so I can move on to WAW then Modern Warfare 2........yeah, I'm compulsive like that............ so many games, so little time

[Landy]

Killed 5 scary bosses with my right hand man Doc, over a 3 hour gaming round of Resident Evil 5. God, it looks good with maxed out graphics and DX10.

[Jason]

Staged a storming comeback in Modern Warfare 2 on the PS3 - from being 4-12 at one point (4 kills, 12 deaths), a quick change to my 'assault' class (UMP45, Striker, Stun/Semtex, Marathon/Lightweight/Ninja) pushed me onto a final score of 15-13 and my team's MVP. I even made one guy ragequit. :D

[MotherGraham~]

I spent 40-60 minutes figuring out how to activate the core of the Visual Intelligence (VI)on Noveria (Mass Effect). I wanted to figure it out myself, rather than looking it up. After a while I managed to realize that I was suppose to get them to the right side, starting from downwards, going upwards instead of vice versa.

[Lance]

So I'm playing Saint's Row 1 and right where the Kingz Drug Trafficking mini-game is, there's a ramp jump over a tug boat.

I was in a Slingshot at the time and decided to see if I could make it over the tugboat. Well, suffice to say it didn't, it crashed straight in to it. What was funny about it though, was that without even getting out of the car, I was shot (on fire) about a mile in to the air - straight up like a rocket. It was quite amusing to watch (and a bit annoying since I had to drive allll the way back to start the mission.

[Jason]

Rounded two defenders with a flick of my right foot, sprinted through on goal and slotted the ball in the bottom-right hand corner to seal a 4-1 England victory over Columbia. (Fifa 10)

[MotherGraham~]

Spent completing whole ACT II of The Witcher in Vizima. That chapter was seriously a pain. Fortunately I'm in the Trade Quarter now and things look way better than the rot-infested place known as the Temple Quarter.

[Wayne]

Completed Lego Batman with my daughter

[Conor]

I just punched 4 people simontaniously off the roof of No Mercy on Left 4 Dead as a Tank <3

[JustaBitOutside]

Was playing Heavy Rain and brushed my teeth. :)

[dimples]

Played a good game with someone on Resident Evil 5. Then when we were almost done, I got eaten by a crocodile :D I was so mad at myself.

[JustaBitOutside]

Put a grenade in three dogs pocket while he was asleep and watched the whole resistance come Crumbling down!!! God I love Fallout.

[Jason]

Watched and laughed as one of my posse mates' horses was eaten out from under him by a cougar. (Red Dead Redemption)

[JustaBitOutside]

Rage quit!!!! :)

[Steph]

Owned the entire enemy team as they all spawned and ran out of the building next to me. Shot them all with my RPD. Must've been the quickest I got my killstreaks.

[Jason]

Went head-first into enemy space and took on an army of body-harvesting aliens in their own base, before being attacked by a giant T-1000 look-alike. Only lost one crew member, too. (Mass Effect 2)

[Betty]

WELL I put on my d-bag hat and played some MW2.
I was determined to finish all the barret challenges before I hit 70 and I only needed 31 more headshots to get fall camo.
SO. I played a zillion games, raged, caused people to rage, and FINALLY got fall camo.
I got it right in the beginning of a round of domination & I didnt feel like leaving, SO I stayed, got a care package (Why is she still using care package???), got an AC130 (thats why), beasted, did the both barrels challenge & got the "mmm...brains" title for the lols, pulled 95% of the weight on my team, and we ended up winning 200-199....Trying to cap points with only a barret & a raffica in wasteland without cold blooded. not fun. (I did go positive though ^.^)

THE END. I like telling stories...

[Lance]

Having only played the Real MW2 (Mechwarrior 2 that is :D) all I understood from that story was "head shot" lol I'm presuming you did good though

Last thing I did in game - finished the Davion side of the Mechwarrior 4: Mercenaries story line by bitch-slapping Nondi Steiner upside the head with a Heavy Gauss Rifle

[Steph]

WELL I put on my d-bag hat and played some MW2.
I was determined to finish all the barret challenges before I hit 70 and I only needed 31 more headshots to get fall camo.
SO. I played a zillion games, raged, caused people to rage, and FINALLY got fall camo.
I got it right in the beginning of a round of domination & I didnt feel like leaving, SO I stayed, got a care package (Why is she still using care package???), got an AC130 (thats why), beasted, did the both barrels challenge & got the "mmm...brains" title for the lols, pulled 95% of the weight on my team, and we ended up winning 200-199....Trying to cap points with only a barret & a raffica in wasteland without cold blooded. not fun. (I did go positive though ^.^)

THE END. I like telling stories...

That made me laugh, I especially liked the bit about care packages. I say the same thing to myself.

Last thing I did in game ... uhm ... Wasn't that exciting, I was nearly passing out at 4am playing Hardcore TD in Rundown.

Rundown sucks on Hardcore as everyone just camps.

I was running around like a mad hatter with the Famas, dying all over the place. So by this point I had a basic idea of where they were all camping and I decided to try out my ninja skills, sneaking up on a few and stabbing them. But I really didn't redeem all my deaths.

Hate campers.

[Betty]

Campers SUCK. :( almost as much as noob tubers...almost....I always leave & take the loss if I die constantly right away from noob tubes (a minimum of 2 in a row)-cause that shiz never ends >:1

I played some oldschool L4D1 on PC with my fraaaand & we saved Senor Gas Can from the tank. (:

[JustaBitOutside]

Pushed some Turians around at the Citadel, no one screws with Dy$c0 Shepard!! :)

[MyNameDidntFit]

Blew up an entire army of UEF bastards with my pimped out ACU. Their base, their army, their experimentals... all stood as nothing before the might of my commander. (SupCom2)

[Archangel]

I forwent my ACU for 6 rather large Quantum Dispersal Artillery Installations. Did the trick rather well.

[hyperdunkz]

I was playing a Veteran difficulty of a Special Ops Mission on Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare 2. My friend and I were trying to grab the intel that we needed to complete the mission, but kept getting hosed down by the juggernauts. :(

[Jason]

I hate those things. They always take one or two rounds more than you expect them to.

[MyNameDidntFit]

I collected insanely fast flying blocks of red whilst avoiding grey blocks as my death metal basically raped me in the face. (AudioSurf)

[Jason]

Took down a level 21 Skagzilla with my level 19 Siren in an epic one-on-one battle in Borderlands. Seriously, it took about 15 minutes, and I was on 2/384 hp at the end of it.

[Archangel]

Hurr, level 21. Noob. :p

I crusaded gloriously across the wasteland and purged mutants. Fun stuff.

[MyNameDidntFit]

Perhaps we should get around to those DLCs, Samwise...

[Archangel]

I have all the installers sitting around here someplace. Just waiting on you, sah.

I wonder what level Jessica was...

[MyNameDidntFit]

Or... shit. I forget what my guy's name was... Regina? Something like that I think... Margaret? Rosemary? Something old.



Also, last thing I did was watch as my two machine gunners and my sniper sat idly by as Arch's hostage ran passed them without them firing so much as a shot... dumbf&(*$)!(%)*&*^(#)P@*&)ers.

[Konrad]

Turned the damn music off. If I ever hear "Paradise City" by GNR again I'm going to break something.

[Archangel]

Also, last thing I did was watch as my two machine gunners and my sniper sat idly by as Arch's hostage ran passed them without them firing so much as a shot... dumbf&(*$)!(%)*&*^(#)P@*&)ers.

Damn that was an epic getaway.

[Lance]

Played "Paradise City" by GnR

:D

Oh, and got owned on the intro level of Deus Ex: IW... again -.-

[Steph]

I got owned like 3 games in a row on MW2.

But they were Scottish so the banter was good.

[CemeteryGates]

I wasted a power node opening a door that had little content if interest on the other side in Dead Space.

[Lance]

Playing Overlord - kicked my Jester 100 times just for shits 'n' giggles. God that never gets old.

[Jason]

Playing Overlord - kicked my Jester 100 times just for shits 'n' giggles. God that never gets old.

I bought that game last christmas and still haven't played it.

[Steph]

Got through 50 hordes on Gears, yay.
Then got my ass totally kicked on anex or whatever it was we were playing. First couple of games on that multiplayer - I had no idea what I was doing haha.

[JustaBitOutside]

Proved once and for all that Commander Shepard doesn't take any SHIT from the galactic council! :)

[Jason]

I'll have to give you a game or two on Gears sometime Steph... I have both games, although I didn't find the campaign mode in the first one much fun, and haven't even touched the second one yet!

[MyNameDidntFit]

Shot some people's heads. Snipin's a good job, mate.

[MyNameDidntFit]

Destroyed 6 Sentries, 6 Dispensers, 6 Engineers and a few miscellaneous people before stealing the intelligence.

'We make good team!'

(TF2 as Heavy)

[Nonsequitur]

Killed 19 people without dieing in MW2. I ended up using 7 or 8 different weapons. I finally realized my AC130 was ready and switched to it only to be stabbed in the back. The next round I got overly excited and grenaded myself :(

[Archangel]

Destroyed 6 Sentries, 6 Dispensers, 6 Engineers and a few miscellaneous people before stealing the intelligence.

'We make good team!'

(TF2 as Heavy)

We should likely play some more of that, when the rest of this engineer update comes out.

[MyNameDidntFit]

Heh I'm looking forward to 24 player 2fort with 12 Engineers V 12 Engineers.

[Steph]

I'll have to give you a game or two on Gears sometime Steph... I have both games, although I didn't find the campaign mode in the first one much fun, and haven't even touched the second one yet!

Oh sure that'd be fun, just send me a message if you come online. Yeah I went through the first campaign with a friend and it was alright. The second one ... I'm at act 6 I think ... must've lost interest because I can't remember why I stopped.

We could go through the second's campaign if you're wanting to give it a try.

[Jason]

Yeah, that sounds like fun. Typically, I'm probably not going to be about much (at least on the 360, anyway) for the next week and a bit, but when I get back online, I'll give you a shout. I think Gears is one of those games enjoyed better with others.

[Archangel]

Heh I'm looking forward to 24 player 2fort with 12 Engineers V 12 Engineers.

It'd be like DoW Pro all over again.

[Konrad]

Last time I played a game I... Well I... I can't remember the last time I played a game. :O

[Lance]

Started playing Portal - I'm..... addicted.

Number 14 of 19 in the training exercises I think? Is there more game after that, or is that it - 19 rooms to solve?

[MyNameDidntFit]

They're not training exercises. They're the entire game minus about 10 minutes of [spoilers].

[Konrad]

They're the entire game minus about 10 minutes of [spoilers] plus a few hours of advanced challenges which is where the real fun starts.

[MyNameDidntFit]

The challenges were just tedium add a bit more difficulty for me. But, well, I guess it's hard to find a challenge fun when you barely find the premise interesting -- don't get me wrong, the Portal concept has massive potential... but that potential is wasted terribly on a bunch of static test chambers filled with recycled puzzle props.

[Steph]

Yeah, that sounds like fun. Typically, I'm probably not going to be about much (at least on the 360, anyway) for the next week and a bit, but when I get back online, I'll give you a shout. I think Gears is one of those games enjoyed better with others.

Aye that's cool, just send me a message when you're up for it.

[Lance]

The challenges were just tedium add a bit more difficulty for me. But, well, I guess it's hard to find a challenge fun when you barely find the premise interesting -- don't get me wrong, the Portal concept has massive potential... but that potential is wasted terribly on a bunch of static test chambers filled with recycled puzzle props.

See, now a game based on Cube would perk my interest - trying to get yourself and a group of others through the Cube without suffering horrible death adds a bit more while RPing through the character interactions and choosing whether to try and get them out alive or let them all go...

.... hmmm Heavy Rain meets Portal :D

[Archangel]

See, now a game based on Cube would perk my interest



For a moment there, I thought you meant Cube!

Can't say I've played/seen this other 'Cube' thing.

[MyNameDidntFit]

I thought he meant the Companion Cube from Portal... but then he said that people were in it and I got confused...

[Lance]

.....

You guys have never watched Cube (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0123755/)?

It's a '97 sci-fi thriller/horror.

Go. Watch. It.

Seriously - it's an absolutely fantastic movie

[MyNameDidntFit]

Er. Synopsis reads as: "Saw in a box".

[Lance]

Eh, I missed that - but no, it's not 'Saw in a box' - it's what Saw wished it could have been

(Btw, on topic - completing the Chamber 19 in Portal, and playing Flatout, Ultimate Carnage - good game, been looking for something like it since Destrruction Derby 1/2 that's not Burnout)

[Jason]

It will always amaze me how no-one has managed to make a good 'cars smashing into each other for lolz' game since Destruction Derby 2 (or Carmageddon 2, whichever was more recent). It's a pretty simple formula, you'd think it'd be pretty hard to screw up.

[CemeteryGates]

Eh, I missed that - but no, it's not 'Saw in a box' - it's what Saw wished it could have been


I haven't watched Saw, but I'm no big fan of the Cube. Personally, I found it much too pretentious, and the script kinda weak. Not that it wasn't entertaining, but I couldn't see what many others seem to appreciate in that film...

[MyNameDidntFit]

Eh, I missed that - but no, it's not 'Saw in a box' - it's what Saw wished it could have been

And if Saw wished it could have been Cube, then Cube is the same genre/style/premise/whatever you want to call it as Saw... thus my interest wanes faster than snowmen on fire.

[Steph]

.....

You guys have never watched Cube (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0123755/)?

It's a '97 sci-fi thriller/horror.

Go. Watch. It.

Seriously - it's an absolutely fantastic movie
I've seen it, it's rather grotesque.
It's different to Saw though in my opinion. Sort of.

Isn't it the one where They all wake up inside this room (shaped like a cube obv) and all the doors out of the room have numbers on it and it's apparently a maths formula/equation they need to work out. But they have to find out which cubes are safe etc.
I can't really remember much so I'm going to stop myself there. I just remember the horrible deaths.

[CemeteryGates]

I've seen it, it's rather grotesque.
It's different to Saw though in my opinion. Sort of.

Isn't it the one where They all wake up inside this room (shaped like a cube obv) and all the doors out of the room have numbers on it and it's apparently a maths formula/equation they need to work out. But they have to find out which cubes are safe etc.
I can't really remember much so I'm going to stop myself there. I just remember the horrible deaths.


Yep, that's the one.
Like I said, I haven't watched Saw, but it looks far more grotesque than the Cube... or at least I didn't think it was too gory.

[Steph]

Yep, that's the one.
Like I said, I haven't watched Saw, but it looks far more grotesque than the Cube... or at least I didn't think it was too gory.

Yeah Saw's definitely a lot worse.

[Archangel]

I think I have seen a bit of that, actually.

When I was about 8 or so. So the details are hazy. But yeah, giant cube thing. People being silly movie-people and running off to go and die a whole bunch. Eh.

[Lance]

Shhh, its a good movie :p


Started Heaven's Peak in Overlord

[CemeteryGates]

Got a lot of minerals in Mass Effect 2, then bought all available upgrades, and still had a massive amount of resources. :)

[Jack]

Jumping fierce, cr.jab cr.mp hk.ruffian xx u1 in an ONLINE MATCH. I KNOW RIGHT?

(Street Fighter, I can't expect many people to understand the above! :D)

[Lance]

Have to admit the last SF I played was the original

In a Timezone (arcade over here that's almost obsolete)

God I feel old...

[Archangel]

Heh, Timezone. Very obsolete.

Last thing I did was jump around on a byunch of folk's heads, beating them with a crowbar. Alone with MNDF. Quite fun.

(HL2:Ep2)

[CemeteryGates]

Got completely owned every 40 seconds in Castle Crashers while my friends with their high-leveled characters revived me and obliterated hordes of evilness.

I might buy that game, it's good fun. :)

[Kino]

Last thing I did was be killed by a Pavelow on High Rise on Modern Warfare 2. :(

[Steph]

Oh yeah, last thing I did on MW2 was own a bunch of hackers. They had 'MODZ' as their clan tag which gives it right away, with the xbox buttons in their names aswell. Me and my friends kicked their asses.

The first time I noticed they were properly hacking was when I died by knife even though he was about 15 metres away from me, so I watched the killcam and he's got tactical knife set up but you definitely couldn't get me from that distance and I watched as his knife moved and a hit marker appeared as I died. Still like 15 metres away. So that was it for me, I had to win.

And I did.

[Jason]

Played 'defender' for my team in a multiplayer game of capture the bag on Red Dead Redemption. Got one sucker in the back of the head as he ran off with the bag. Was a thing of beauty. :D

[KAZMAIER]

I just obtained the "Knights Of The Round" summon in "FF VII".

[Jason]

Won the UFC Light-Heavyweight title with a second round knockout in a severely close fight. Both of us were rocked in the first round but survived, and as the second round drew to a close we both swung at the same time - fortunately my spinning back fist connected first, and dowwwwwn he went. Cue wild celebrations on my part.

[Daggers]

Mercilessly slaughtered a templar and a dozen soldiers in Assassins Creed just outside Acre :D

[Salem]

Set a new lap record in a Renault Megan at Donnington National. (Race 07)

[Steph]

Had almost found all the feathers in AC: Brotherhood when my little brother bugged the hell out of me to let him have a shot haha.

I seem to have forgotten how to share.

[Br1ckt0p]

Got the GT-R Official Record - Bronze PSN Trophy. I think my eyes are bleeding.

[MotherGraham~]

Last thing I did in-game was to marry, and have unprotected sex with someone via Xbox Live. Result: a child.

Fabe 3, that is.

[MyNameDidntFit]

Used my collection of swords to paint the Mojave a lovely shade of vermilion with the blood of innumerable cowards, fools and braggarts. -- Fallout: New Vegas

[Jason]

Shot a guy.

Then another one.

Then about three more.

Then... whoops. Probably shouldn't have shot that one.

(Army Of Two: The 40th Day)

[Salem]

Sacked a driver from my team because the idiot crashed my Ferrari three times in one lap. (GT5)