Wii Fit Turns Woman into Sexual Tyrannosaurus

[MyNameDidntFit]

Yes. A 24-year-old woman is claiming that Wii Fit was responsible for her "persistent sexual arousal syndrome" (http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/130756/Nintendo-Wii-made-me-nympho-/) after she fell from her balance board and damaged a nerve. Awesome? Possibly.

And guess what, Jason: she's single, in England, needs "10 sex sessions a day" and in the hunt for a "superstud who can satisy [her]", and likely has really bad teeth... maybe you should go find her? :p


Also, Blaine:


http://findingastrangerinthealps.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/blaineminigun.jpg
"This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus."

[Rob]

Wow you managed to link a story like that to Predator. :) I can only assume the lack of a pic means she will be searching for a stud for a long time.

I ain't got time to bleed!

[Tiny Cy]

:lol: i love the fact this is from the daily star.now maybe if it had made the daily mail i *might* have believed it. ah just read she's a single mum too..so basically that's normal.:p

[Jason]

10 sex sessions a day

Are you mad, man? That's almost 20 minutes out of my day!

[Tiny Cy]

:lol: stop bragging Jason...

[Jason]

:upset:

[Lance]

Don't worry Jas - they're just jealous you can go That much :)

[Rob]

Sounds dangerous...

[Steph]

10 sex sessions a day? Every day?

Man, that would get painful.

And I thought I was bad :rolleyes:

[JustaBitOutside]

I'd go Ivan Drago on her, "I must break you". She'd be switchin to Xbox right quick!

[RyanScarp]

I think I'll buy a Wii for my girlfriend soon... ;)

[MotherGraham~]

And now the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on.

Oh now that must be annoying when at work... or at home when she's making dinner for her (possible) children in the future.

[RyanScarp]

Oh now that must be annoying when at work... or at home when she's making dinner for her (possible) children in the future.

True. I think we've also met a woman who won't apply for her motorcycle license anytime soon.

[Konrad]

See, this isn't fair. A woman gets to have an orgasm every ten seconds and she's a "sexual tyrannosaurs". I have an orgasm every ten seconds and I'm a... well i'm not much of a man at all.

[Jason]

True. I think we've also met a woman who won't apply for her motorcycle license anytime soon.

See, this isn't fair. A woman gets to have an orgasm every ten seconds and she's a "sexual tyrannosaurs". I have an orgasm every ten seconds and I'm a... well i'm not much of a man at all.
:lol: - repped!

[Anne]

http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr348/annebonny10/silly/whatagooddate.png

I especially like that she blames the Wii Fit instead of her own clumsey self for falling off the thing, and falling off it so badly that she seriously damaged a nerve.

[Steph]

I'd go Ivan Drago on her, "I must break you". She'd be switchin to Xbox right quick!

++ Rep

That made me laugh so much.
I love that line in Rocky IV.

[JustaBitOutside]

I'm also a fan of "you will lose". which I think might be the only lines he speaks in the whole thing :)